This post is published with gratitude and credit going to the females "MV", the voices behind of the brilliant site Fallopia. Thanks to copious libations and genuine insight, these geniuses were able to concoct this comprehensive piece of trickery entitled "The Emotional Stability Test". Upon a recently devastating, but informational break-up, I have come to apply this test as the foreground of any conversation with a person of the opposite sex. This test is an ace in determining if the man to your right, left, or behind is one that you should risk getting to know biblically. My gateway to further emotional conversation. Tackle the test if you dare.
The Emotional Stability Test
This is an assessment to determine whether an individual is capable of entering a romantic relationship. It is a gendered test, designed for males. It is strictly pass/fail. Send answers, along with your age and location/neighborhood and I will pass on your result.
All data will be anonymous and is for research purposes only.
TEST:
Have you ever been in a serious relationship?
Do you live alone?
Have you ever had to let someone know that you just weren’t that into them?
Who is the most questionable musician/band you listen to?
In a pick-up game, do you play shirts or skins?
Honestly, do you call, do you text, or do you forget?
What is a good date movie?
What do you think if she makes you cookies?
About Me
- Ms. Peacock in the Conservatory
- "A woman who writes her lover four letters a day is not a graphomaniac, she is simply a woman in love. But my friend who xeroxes his love letters so he can publish them someday - my friend is a graphomaniac. Graphomania is not a desire to write letters, diaries, or family chronicles to write for oneself or one's immediate family; it is a desire to write books to have a public of unknown readers. In this sense an amateur writer and Goethe share the same passion. What distinguishes Goethe from the amateur writer is the result of the passion, not the passion itself." -Milan Kundera
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Monday, June 1, 2009
Plays
I read a play.
I think I want to someday write a play.
Going to have a wes anderson movie marathon.
I think I want to someday write a play.
Going to have a wes anderson movie marathon.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
rope one in
Yesterday, I wrote a poem. I really like it. Actaully, I think I am done with it.
rope one in
we swim in greek flair
a trapped propellor
split in the breeze
are you speaking before you
back think?
a hunch rip from the spine
a seed plays out its goal
when curves are sewn together
& i like your hips
like spades for the tabletop
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Anne
Anne is my favorite.
She is my homie-g girl. This is her skating.
I laughed out loud when I saw this video.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
My Brother
is now the first New Media Director for the U.S. Department of Commerce I'm so proud of him. David Bowie is the ultimate musical icon |
Monday, May 4, 2009
Benefits
I attended a benefit with Anne.
She was honored for making a film/interview/documentary for the Esperanza school. Mostly because she is a supreme being- yes, she is.
Anne and I have fun at benefits. Live auctions, inspiration, and margaritas end with Victoria having a painting and paintings. This is the best one. I don't think I will ever find a painting that suits me as much as this painting at this particular moment.
This school is doing some amazing things and I was so glad that I had the opportunity to support something as incredible as Esperanza.
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