This post is published with gratitude and credit going to the females "MV", the voices behind of the brilliant site Fallopia. Thanks to copious libations and genuine insight, these geniuses were able to concoct this comprehensive piece of trickery entitled "The Emotional Stability Test". Upon a recently devastating, but informational break-up, I have come to apply this test as the foreground of any conversation with a person of the opposite sex. This test is an ace in determining if the man to your right, left, or behind is one that you should risk getting to know biblically. My gateway to further emotional conversation. Tackle the test if you dare.
The Emotional Stability Test
This is an assessment to determine whether an individual is capable of entering a romantic relationship. It is a gendered test, designed for males. It is strictly pass/fail. Send answers, along with your age and location/neighborhood and I will pass on your result.
All data will be anonymous and is for research purposes only.
TEST:
Have you ever been in a serious relationship?
Do you live alone?
Have you ever had to let someone know that you just weren’t that into them?
Who is the most questionable musician/band you listen to?
In a pick-up game, do you play shirts or skins?
Honestly, do you call, do you text, or do you forget?
What is a good date movie?
What do you think if she makes you cookies?
About Me
- Ms. Peacock in the Conservatory
- "A woman who writes her lover four letters a day is not a graphomaniac, she is simply a woman in love. But my friend who xeroxes his love letters so he can publish them someday - my friend is a graphomaniac. Graphomania is not a desire to write letters, diaries, or family chronicles to write for oneself or one's immediate family; it is a desire to write books to have a public of unknown readers. In this sense an amateur writer and Goethe share the same passion. What distinguishes Goethe from the amateur writer is the result of the passion, not the passion itself." -Milan Kundera
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